Louis CK, brilliantly hilarious as ever, uses his comedic genius to make a very serious point about the reality of violence against women.
(HT Hannah Rames)
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
San Francisco, CA — The `war on Christmas` continues as a simple well-wishing of `Merry Christmas` has led to big trouble for one fourth-grade San Francisco boy this week.
Timothy Dawson, a 9-year-old student at Argon Elementary School in San Francisco, CA., was in the school cafeteria Monday eating with friends when he was taken to the principal’s office and given a week-long suspension. His punishment was consequence for saying ‘Merry Christmas’ to his homeroom teacher earlier that morning.
Dawson’s teacher, 35-year-old Paul Horner who is an outspoken Atheist, was offended at the students display of Christmas spirit and had staff suspend the young boy for the rest of the week.“I say ‘Merry Christmas’ to everyone,” the boy told CNN. “I didn’t think it would cause so much trouble just for saying a couple little words.”
The boy’s mother, Laura Dawson, 41, was fuming over the issue.
“You don’t traumatize a child who loves to go to school, who wanted to be early every day to school, you don’t make him cry, just for wishing someone Merry Christmas,” she told reporters, holding back tears. “You just don’t do it.”
Reporters spoke with Mr. Horner as he was leaving from school on Tuesday. “I warned the children not to bring religion into my classroom,” Horner said. “Maybe he’ll [Tim] listen to adults next time.”
For that one guy, hatethechristiannotchrist, who said that Kurt’s article on whiny militant Atheists was “ignorant” and “misinformed”.
Holy shit in what fucking world does that even seem remotely close to okay?
"Don’t bring religion into my classroom."
Oh you can just fuck off, sir. A kid can wish you a Merry Christmas all they want. If you’re so pissed off at that, then maybe you should just quit your job and become a hermit out in the mountains. Since it’s so obvious that all the joy has been sapped out of your pathetic life.
Also everyone who thought this was an acceptable action should go jerk themselves off with sandpaper because this is bullshit.
A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour
did she ever eat it?
No, she ended up giving up after that hour or so of barking at it..